Look at where I am! I’m in the Forest! Look at all these beautiful locality! There’s so mysterious! I feel so at peace here. I’m all alone out in these ancient woods. And I have an ass full of shit! It would feel so good to shit in such a beautiful place!
I want you to watch me push out a nice big load of shit right here in this majestic forest! Watch my asshole open up and nice, big turd work it’s way out! My asshole stretches and my shit falls out of my ass and onto the forest floor. Look at that big turd! I wonder if anyone will find my shit out here or if it will help fertilize these trees.
